Does anyone else think its dark in here?
I really got to work on that.
This is my first post to my new blog.
I am new to this so give me a bit.
Post whatever you would like here.
It is hell after all!
Three people in the news this week. Why don't we start with Britney? She seems to be getting the most news. Just before checking into rehab for the third time in a week she decides to shave her head. Where is Paris and Lindsay now? Britney is sure headed to my little place in the world. Gonna come visit Devil Dawg. Maybe that is why she shaved her had. She is planning for the hot weather here in hell. I doubt Justin baby will be writing anymore love songs about Sinead (however you spell that weirdo's name. Who the "hell" cares) I'm sorry I mean Britney. The two look a little bit alike. Sinead shaved the noggin as a protest. Britney must have did it to cast a reflection so those damn photographers will stop taking her picture. Britney you probably should have checked into the crazy house not rehab. Doesn't matter because you are coming to hell, and you thought you were already there.
Tom Brady he's so sexy isn't he with that dimpled chin. So innocent looking and angel like. Not anymore I got my hooks in him. I found the Patriots weren't paying him enough money. In case you didn't hear Bridgette baby is having his devil child. It all started with him turning to that evil lingerie model. What is her name Jezebel? he he. Stick a fork in him he is definitely coming to see me in hell. Creating children outside of marriage is a quick ticket to my little hot spot.
If I wasn't the Devil Dawg I would be a little bit upset that these two stole the headlines from my favorite Satan worshiper. Your world is going a little crooked when those to get more news then good ole George. George he's such a sly guy. You know who I am talking about. The fearless leader on the war on terror. I though that was god's job. Is George trying to be god. He isn't doing a good job. He is so evil I am not even sure if he fits here in hell, but it sure is going to be fun when he gets down here with Saddam. I bet those are going to make for some interesting conversations. Don't worry George when you come see me their wont be any measly Americans in your way. We like chaos down here. Make sure you don't choke on any pretzels. You know people that is really what has happened with the Bush master. That episode with choking on the twisty delight. He suffered some brain damage and he just isn't quite right in the head. Watch out George, Bin Laden came and saw me the other day and I took the option on his contract. George thinks he is creating hell. Well wait till I get a hold of him.
I almost forgot my brother Dawg Chapman the bounty hunter. You gotta stop rounding up those fugitives in Mexico and bringing them to justice. Cause you are going to hell but its not my hell. Its gonna be a dirty Mexican hell. Don't drink the water it will make for an extra shitty stay. You should have checked with me before removing one of my prized employees from the playing field. I have always wanted to vacation in Hawaii but it is way to pleasant. Especially with all of the ice brother Dawg got off the streets. I think I will just visit Vegas. Its nice and warm and the people are just my type!
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